My cats hate each other and fight all the time but when we leave my boy cat (who has the world’s tiniest meow) on the porch too long our girl cat will start to yell at me to let him in. Idk where this camaraderie comes from considering they spend most of their time slapping the shit out of each other.
My girl cat: 🥺möther you have left my déarest dárlingest bröther on the pörch you must admit him pösthaste
My girl cat three seconds later: haha get bitchslapped idiot








